Larry Pink brings you America's Best Dance Crew SEASON 4!!!

[Larry Pink]

I actually don't have MTV anymore - so i'll be watching it through the eyes of the Internet...which should be horrible. Hey, take a load off and look who's made it so far: <br>
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/110/m_16e383d33b5b4f81bd5e8b82a2949de1.jpg

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Tell me about it, right? Until the 9th i will seriously be catching up on "More to Love"

[Larry Pink]

No, but seriously - here are the real crews::D

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2009/07/27/breaking-abdc-season-4-crews-announced/

MASSIVE MONKEES ftw.

[pringles]

fck yeah! monkees made it. :D

they performed at my school, and i took a few classes w/ them. and sucked.

[Larry Pink]

THUS FAR here are my two favorites to take it: <br>
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If you haven't noticed by now i'm JOKING. but seriously, we can't have the southerners share the same dressing room as the gay people...cuz sh!t might go down.<br>just sayin is all. oh yeah, also check out 'beat ya feet kingz'. but seriously, dont check them out. This season is going to be a painful and comedic first 5 weeks and a very interesting final couple weeks. throw in a few stupid shane sparks 'yos' and 'sexys' and we got a great season. no?

[Larry Pink]

Lights, Camera, ACTION! BADABOOM! Welcome to season 4 or ABDC on MTV!! Next up, catch another spellbinding episode of PARIS HILTON'S NEW BFF! And in case you're wondering, NO these aren't the best 9 crews to step up - they're just the most marketable for us! Enjoy your hour!
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Mario! Nice dimples! Randy! whats up dawg!?! Randy Jackson, ladies and gentlemen - see you at the finale! Looks like we got crews from every horrible corner of the earth once again!<br><br><br>http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shane-vs-lil-mama.jpg <br>goddamn, it's gonna be a great night!<br>wow. SOUTHERN JUSTICE. They're supposed to be reppin Hick-hop, huh? That's just too bad. Well, they'll be enjoying a nice plane trip home in a couple weeks. <br>
MASSIVE MONKEES!<br>http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/chunkymonkey2.jpg<br> Oh! my favorite crew 'we are heroes'! these ladies are awesome. and they're looking very hardy boy-esque/labyrinth tonight. you go girls! <br>
Ooh, a vogueing crew! thats proud to be gay! dancing for aids! with a tranny! <br>http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/4/2/13/f_hero1m_544433e.jpg<br>
Alright, well it just looks like everyone else is a bunch of asians and blacks! Tyrese and TIger should be making an appearance any second....OOps. <br>
Gee, thanks to Afroborike for this splendid move! <br> http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/week-1-highlights1.jpg <br>COMMERCIAL BREAK! <br> TAMPON COMMERCIAL! TOO FUNNY!<BR>
Ok, ok, if you stomached the whole episode, good 4 you. If not, well let me just be the first to say goodbye to fr3sh. Bye! <br>i feel better already. Now...who wants to watch reruns of 16 and pregnant?

[r-fbi]

HAHA. ok so i did watch the whole show and here are my favorites:

-Massive Monkeys
-Artistry in Motion
-Vogue Evolution

[kay0ss]

Massive Monkeys, We Are Heroes, and Rhythm City. Wam bam boogie.

[Double You Kong]

I like Larry's votes. lol jk

[Larry Pink]

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goodbye fr3sh

[jOhn]

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/week-1-highlights1.jpg

world famous HMV move

Massive Monkeys, We Are Heroes, and Rhythm City. Wam bam boogie.

samesies

[Larry Pink]

Let's be honest - the Beyonce episode was miles above the season opener. I mean, we saw hula hoops, chains, and a big bed. These are all huge aspects of dance. /sarcasm
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I'm going to tell you all where the hotspot for watching ABDC is. It is the infamous WIKIHOUSE!wanna know why? TWO GREAT EXAMPLES!<br>
*watching Beat Ya Feet Kingz' Beyonce piece and an unnamed Dennis Infante strolls by the TV and asks, "Hey, this is the team with the transgendered man, right?"<br>http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dress-rehearsal-402.jpg HILARIOUS<br><br><br>
*watching Afroborike's Beyonce/Shakira routine <br>http://www.gamesabyss.com/editors/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cammy_streetfighter.jpg<br>with the Koolest Raoul was funny because he kept jumping around saying, "Just let me practice that move with her just once. Just one time, please!"

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Artistry in Motion's goal was to empower women, and let them know that women can do anything. Their prime example was the use of having a larger sized woman be the 'leader' of the group. They decided the way to show that was to have her portray Beyonce. Needless to say, fat beyonce and friends were quickly removed from the show.
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so few teams left, so many ridiculous episodes yet to unfold. Next week, Karate dance styles!?!? i can't take it. Lil Mama - i'd hadouken you anyday.

[Larry Pink]

Who do you guys think can take the crown this season? <br> VOGUE EVOLUTION? http://dirtyharrysplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/diaryblackwoman6.jpg<BR><BR><BR>SOUTHERN MOVEMENT?http://lizditz.typepad.com/i_speak_of_dreams/images/NightRidersBlackCountry4web.jpg<BR><BR><BR><BR>MASSIVE MONKEES?http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/imagesbig-20monkey.jpg<BR><BR><BR><BR>AFROBORIKE?http://nylatinojournal.com/home/images/stories/cuba_pr_wbc.jpg<br><br><br>it's anyone's game! (except the two teams that went home. they were horrible.)

[SantaCruzIce]

The massive monkees pic is hilarious, as is your tag for this thread.

[Larry Pink]

Don't get me wrong, people. There is a bunch of talent festering behind the curtains this season. For instance, we are HEROES. They are too awesome! I really hope they get far in this competition. Rhythm City is also ANOTHER GREAT TEAM. MTV has been showing us a common formula with the casting of this show. They'll pick truly talented groups, and then a bunch of truck-stop novelty teams. (rollerskating, ladder jumping, clogging, hermaphrodites)<br><br><br> However; i think my biggest gripe in the show is the challenges the network dishes out each week. Dancing to a particular song is fine...but throwing in a twist is just ridiculous. <br><br>http://www.happyhulamonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hoop-group-disco-pic1.jpg<br><br><br>http://www.kidslearnmagic.com/resources/Al+Floating+Ball+2+front+no+background+resized.png<br><br><br>http://nageen.com/shop/images/categories/musical.jpg<br><br><br> What do any of these things have to do with dance? Sure, i've seen enough Wrawsome dance routines to know that choreo groups love using props - but how necessary is it to give a dancer an OBSTACLE? You wanna make next week's show extra good, MTV? Give each Dance Crew steroids! <BR>http://www.flumesday.com/images/monkeypress.jpg <br>Take it to the top, MASSIVE MONKEES!

[Larry Pink]

EPISODE 3 RECAP: MARTIAL ARTS AND DANCE COLLIDE!
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OMG. This was a horrible gimmick for an episode of ABDC because it lacked some of the most awesome types of martial arts, such as:<br>
http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/Hadouken_icon600.jpg<br><br>My point exactly. Unless you're the Wu Tang CLan - hip hop and martial arts don't ever really relate to each other. <br>Ok ok, unless you're parappa the rapper.<br>
<br> AFROBORIKE. <br><br>http://mikeclose.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jose-canseco.jpg<br>Shane Sparks hit the nail right on the head.<br> "Less karate fighters, more sensual latina women"<br> <br>We are Heroes had to implement karate moves into their routines. <br>The move they used? <br>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/367040213_954015d036.jpg<br>A flying fist. <br><br>COMMERCIAL BREAK! <BR> P DIDDY DITCHES MAKING THE BAND TO LOOK FOR NEW TALENT!<BR>http://www.malibu.in/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pdiddy-jessica-biel-stare.jpg

[Larry Pink]

AND WE'RE BACK<BR>
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amazing dancing! costumes! lil mama! i love it!<br>VOGUE EVOLUTION!<br>http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YAg9pGiqbQE/Rr9sl56e19I/AAAAAAAAB2Y/mSlpv7rlqkM/s400/ilc44fr.jpg<BR><BR>MASSIVE MONKEES!<BR>http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2007/5/arbys-chimps.jpg<BR><BR>BEAT YA FEET KINGZ were told off by Shane Sparks. <br>He straight up said, stop getting your sh!t off of Youtube. Can you say called out? <br>snap. Hey Beat Ya Feet, <br>we picked up your costumes for next episode...<br>http://rlv.zcache.com/im_a_biter_cobra_t_shirt-p235105344547967474s564_400.jpg<br><br>in closing, GOODBYE SOUTHERN HERITAGE!<BR>I am so thankful they've finally left the show, <br>and not a minute too soon. They butchered Kali. <br>http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/s/squirrel_jedi_fight-13070.jpg <br> i won't miss em. But stayed tuned next week to watch ABDC 4 bring Bollywood to the stage. <br> Take that, Punjabi Idol. And remember, everyone, it takes a lot of free time and boredom to make this.

[Larry Pink]

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/587167/?type=display<br>"I'm ready for America's Best Bollywood Crew, are you? <br> Next week, it's the gonna be the shizznit....izzle." <br> ps - watch fatherhood.

[DocLock]

MAN Lawrence!! You are freaking hilariousmaximus!!!

Too bad we have to constantly weed through the spam mess on this site but it's always a pleasure to find your gems!! I can almost hear a laugh audiotrack go off in my head the more I read these.

Great work!! :D:D

[Larry Pink]

holy mackerel. i know i didn't post any results of play-by-plays from teh very exciting Bollywood episode from ABDC. But seriously - i'll tell you why right now - it's because next week's show is going to be TWICE AS STUPID! know why?
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they're outfitting the ABDC stage with a humungous....<br>
<br>http://www.intervaltrainingsessions.com/images/trampoline_cover.jpg<br><br>
i know, i can't wait either. just when you think they're pulling too many important aspects out of dancing, here they go and decide to KIDS CASTLE-IZE this summabitch!
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So, at the end of Bollycrew, we said goodbye to Beat Ya Feet Kingz as they shuffled off the stage and back to their ramshackle surroundings in the DC. These guys don't know the first thing about Bollywood, and i don't blame them. They left with their heads held high, and back on their way to their blue collar jobs at Von's and CVS Pharmacy. <br>
Only 5 crews remain now, and it's anyone's game. which..if you think about, is kind of sad. oh well, tomorrow night baby!<br><br>http://www.wrybread.com/simon/faire/IMG_0011%20+.jpg

[Larry Pink]

Tonight is going to be so horrifically enjoyable to watch!!! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=17556)

[Larry Pink]

a beautiful moment in human history where hip hop and alternative lifestyles collide: <br> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2723691073_a4801de1fd.jpg?v=0 <br> Doesn't this guy post on West Coa$t Poppin?<br><br>Goodbye, Vogue Evolution. We hardly knew ye. And that's pretty much OK in my book.

[deuceboogie]

i havent seen a single episode this season, and all i know about it is what i see here, so keep it coming with the updates man haha. Some of it i dont even know if you are joking about, like the trampoline, but i wouldnt be suprised, ABDC is getting ridonkulous

[kay0ss]

Afroborike making it to Top 2 made it easier for We Are Heroes to win. gg here's to hoping next season won't have retarded challenges (highly unlikely, but wishful thinking never hurt)

[jOhn]

Yessssss

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[kay0ss]

Woo WAH!

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[Larry Pink]

if you want to see Hiro's FIRST abdc audition, here's a repost from an earlier thread this year for season 3! <br>
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[jOhn]

Oh damn, that's pretty cool.

She looks normal height standing next to those dudes, especially nikodemus haha